cut one in half. then take turns each taking an equally sized bite
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If you cut one in half then the two survivors get one whole apple each.
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I'd rather eat an orange. Apple skin gets stuck in my teeth.
Commit harakiri obviously
slice the center child across the neck to prevent them from eating any, making there be one whole apple for each of the remaining children.
Comments full of people earnestly trying to solve the problem without breaking the law lol
Crush both apples with the blunt side of the knife. Divide applesauce equally.
I get the apple with the leaf for solving the puzzle.