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[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I felt like I was alone in being frustrated at this trend. However I found a bit of relief to discover, through messing around in a Win98 virtual machine, that they were occasionally using the term "app" back then as well. Of course it wasn't as ubiquitous as it is now, but whatever.

Also I thought I'd never see the Xbox kid meme again. What an unexpected throwback!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago
[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who has ever called a batch file an app

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[–] phr@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

$ sudo appt-get install app

[–] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

chmod +x myApp.appImage

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is really, "what techs call it" and "what non-techs call it".

As a tech, I usually know what someone means when they "app".

It's "glitch" that drives me mad though. Glitch sounds like a ghost caused the error one tine only, versus some lazy coder.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair i would consider a glitch to be closer to a ghost causing it than a lazy developer.

I consider a "bug" to be something caused by the code (bad error handling, bad logic, etc) and a "glitch" to be something more random or environmental

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

Yes! Agreed. But for some reason, the only word everyone uses these days is "glitch". And I don't know why, but that really fries my grits.

[–] noctivius@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

linux app download free no registration

[–] _____@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I very much hate the word app. That's probably my biggest boomer trait.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 18 hours ago

Can't slap em apps

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I remember "killer app" being a phrase I regularly heard in the 90's.

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