Your fart ends where my face begins.
this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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Yeah I'm thinking red won this debate.
Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.
I'm thinking we don't exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who'd actually put in a little bit of effort.
Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.
Yes, green truly behaved disgracefully there
Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.
I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don't want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.
[farts in face]
[pees in ur butt]
))<>((
Forever.
[slaps you around a bit with a large trout]
Imma store ur pee in ma balls.
[poops on ur chest]
[puts on robe and wizard hat]
What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
Oh ****
[cums aggressively]
[inflates you making you big and round]
[greentexts you]
Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha
Goddammit I was going to steal it!
[farts in face]
Sonof a-
What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium "[farts in face]" discourse?
Terrence and Philip?
Y'all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn't have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.
i don't agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free
Shit. Did Elon buy this too?
For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.
Reminds me more of Diogenes but... Uh...
jerks off in public
In the agora straight up jorkin it.
Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that's hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.
[Shits in face]
UwU
As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.
Everything else is a vendor suggestion.
And don’t feed the trolls.
The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.
I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored
I love watching NPCs so much
Why censor usernames?
Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they've seen in screenshots. Sure it's usually not hard to find them anyway but you don't have to make it extra easy, do you?
Yeah I wanted to go look at fart guy's post history for more gold
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