this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 39 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Have my nose grow every time I lie

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[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 39 points 6 days ago (19 children)
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When you read someone's mind you involuntarily blurt out everything you read.

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[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago (13 children)

Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 31 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You fall into a right wing incel cult and get shot by the police after trying to kill a liberal politician.

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[–] Spark@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

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[–] nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 14 points 5 days ago (7 children)
[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You ward everyone away with your constant bad body odor

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all :D

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[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

Controlling time to undo mistakes i have done in the past

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[–] sour@feddit.org 31 points 6 days ago (12 children)
[–] esc27@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago (16 children)
[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

Infinite bills

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[–] AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 6 days ago (13 children)

The ability to change the probability of events happening

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You can only make things worse

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