Can we just slaughter these people already? Take what they own and redistribute the wealth?
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And that’s basically it!
I'd be happy to start being more nasty to Ted Cruz instead.
Instead? Nah, "as well" ;)
Real rich coming from the “fuck your feelings” crowd. Get fucked, Raphael Cruz. We’re not stopping until he’s yeeted into the sun.
And then some.
I don't think people are nasty enough to him. Until he's a fucking hermit, too ashamed to show his face in public again because he knows everyone despises him, we need to be nastier.
The only reason we aren't far, far nastier to all of these criminals is because it's illegal. But now that laws are becoming optional and arbitrary, soon we won't have to worry about how nasty we get.
They will have to worry, though.
Not a chance Rafael. You and the muskrat need to go the way of the dodo. Eaten to extinction.
Saw the stream of this and I lol'd so hard
Honestly, if Ted Cruz said something nice about me, it'd just make me feel dirty.
And we're talking full on "covered in the slime of a putrid and somehow racist land slug" levels of dirty.
Well, I'm not American, so I'm going to keep calling him a nazi piece of shit
And if would be doing so even if I was unfortunate enough to be American
Listen, I'll gladly stop being nasty to Elon Musk. Just as soon as he kills himself.
Will no one think of the billionaires?
don't throw our trash into the ocean! Compost. then eat the veggies. It's the only environmentally friendly thing to do.
elon musk is a nazi, so naturally ted cruz lives to kiss his ass.
"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz." - Al Franken
Stop having free will. Use AI.
Fuck you, Elon
And fuck you too, Ted
another FOREIGN NATIONAL coming here and telling TRUE AMERICANS how to act
The sleazy used car sales man stands up for a car company CEO.
This checks out
Ticking the "nasty to elon musk" dial up every time I hear this.
Fine then I am going to be even nastier to fElon.
He thinks we should be nice to Elon but he has no problem with people like Trump calling his wife ugly.
Well his wife isn't a billionaire, so
Musk cos played as a politician so he could lift sanctions and policies in the way of his companies. Now that he's done that he'll go back forcing himself on his secretaries
No
Oh suck it up you soft cock Nazi wannabe, can't have this ketamine addled fuckwit harping on about empathy being a weakness and at the same time ask people to be polite to him for being a shitstain on humanity
Wait until you hear the shit Trump says about your dad and your wife, Ted, being so concerned with mean people and all.
Fuck you Rafael Cruz and Elon Musk
I do not like that man, Ted Cruz
I do not like him in the news
I do not like his stupid words
That spew from him like verbal turds
I pray to hear the day he dies
For once, a good, Ted Cruz surprise
He thinks Americans should express gratitude to Musk? For doing what, exactly?
why use his preferred name?
his name is Raphael Cruz.
Technically his name is Rafael Edward Cruz and it's not that uncommon for public figures to go by their middle name or a diminutive thereof🤷
That being said, fuck Cruz with a rusty rail spike.
If they don't respect the preferred names of trans people, then they shouldn't be afforded the same respect in return.
Not saying where I do or don't live but I'll be nasty to Nazis thank you very much
Ted Cruz looks like his soul left his body long ago, and now he’s just a skeleton wearing a skin bag exclusively saying things nobody with a soul ever could or would.
This dude loves having his face suctioned to someone's ass. Really is a slime ball.
Smd cry bullies
Smd? Shaking my dick?
Elon musk is a shitty person with a shitty agenda.
So, no.
What a wanker!
On Christmas night, does Ted Cruz leave a can of beans out in case Rorschach visits his home?
Don't worry, there's plenty for you too.
The only way to be more hated is to get Ted Cruz to defend him...
This really seems like the Onion