Why can't I have the high end sex orgies without the cult part?
this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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You actually can. There are tons of high end sex parties in every bigger city in Europe. Tons of beautiful people, everybody is open minded (usually you need to pass a written vibe test), Bars, DJs, Saunas, Swimmingpools, food and drinks, private rooms, public rooms and even afordable.
You also have to be beautiful to shag the beautiful people.
In one way or another, yeah.
Because you're poor.
Alright. I'm in.
Yeah this person is definitely not projecting their feelings onto them and these people very obviously look exactly like this
Yes, please and thank you, can I bring toys?
I'd accept such an invitation graciously... and immediately
He is so beautiful but aging not so well, or going through an awkward phase or something. The weedy little moustache he is rocking is just awful.
How is calling them rich an insult?
lotta words for somebody to say they'd like to fuck em both
would
*be fucked by both
If they offer, who am I to say no?
I bet he takes longer doing his hair than she does.
Actually, he looks like he's ready to remake American Psycho.
I've seen a lot of names get thrown around for a supposed remake and this is the first casting that I could actually see happening.
I'd watch the shit outta that remake.
He looks like someone who will wear a water recycling suit, see the past, present and future, and uses a bunch of stinky desert people for a jihad
Lisan al-Gaib!
He also looks like someone who makes a music video with a bunch of friends to pass their statistics class in high school.
You can't prove that they aren't.
I assume all the beautiful celebrities are at least invited to the high-end sex cult orgies. Whether they participate or not is really just a matter of preference (ideally).
Outside of nepo-babies they probably didn't become celebrities without first participating and demonstrating willingness in the existing high-end cult orgies.
Mind the perimeter taped to the floor
Somebody face-swap them
Jokes on them. For the same price you can get in to 30 dollar store sex cults.
I think high-end is probably more than $30
There's something very disproportionate about the sister's bottom of boob to top of forehead distance. Not trying to be negative about her appearance, as she's still a pretty girl, but my attention was immediately drawn to that oddity.
I think it's the combination of the low cut of the dress and her haircut.
Yeah, the stylist needs a performance review
That's like kind a weird thing to notice ngl
I never claimed to be normal
You are not amongst normal people here.
She's not wearing a pushup bra?