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[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

D O N C A S T A H

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] iii@mander.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

By a single tweet. It was so effective!

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Paraglider pilot here. A paraglider would be literally the worst way to invade/attack/terrorist-whatever any target. You need the right wind conditions to launch (or you have to have someone tow you up, but that only gets you so high); if there are no thermals, you can’t travel any kind of distance (unless your target is on a coastal ridge with onshore wind); you pretty much have to “attack” during the day (for above reasons); you move incredibly slowly (trim speed for your average wing is around 25-3mph); and you need both hands to operate the controls (I guess you could have a tandem passenger to work the weapons or whatever, but then you’re 2 people for every one weapon you have). Paramotors (paraglider plus big ass fan) makes all of this even less ideal, since you’re still very slow moving, and you’re loud.

In conclusion, this lady is a nutcase and badly needs a hobby.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I agree with the "nutcase" diagnosis but I think she just can't tell paragliders and parachutes apart and thought these were paratroopers. Which Hamas somehow has now.

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Man some people just aren't trying anymore; according to the weather forecast it's going to rain Hamas on 17 October 2025, not 2023.

PS: Should probably mention that this is The Onion.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 14 points 6 days ago

Bruh. Omw to post this in not the onion.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 5 days ago

Aw naw! They're comin' from Bradford!

I'd watch this Red Dawn reboot.

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