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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] schmooooo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the worse answer is any porn movie

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Nah, Jodie Foster.

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the original comics, the Rocketeer was a huge asshole and the Jennifer Connelly character was a stripper/nudie model. I am still waiting for an apology and / or a remake.

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[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's a rapist fyi, people don't know that enough.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit I was just trying to be silly. Sorry, I didn't know

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

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[–] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Jaws - Jaws

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[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (7 children)

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

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[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

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[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am Legend - the dog

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

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