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[–] Sidewalker@lemm.ee 14 points 4 days ago

Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.

I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
  • Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
  • All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

This is going to get me put on a watchlist...

  • Six String Samurai: The boy
  • A Boy and His Dog: The boy
  • Time Bandits: The boy
  • Brazil: Robert De Niro
  • The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
  • The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
  • SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
  • Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
  • Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
  • Les Mis: Javert
  • X: The old woman
  • Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
  • Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
  • Audition (1999): The main character
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[–] 0x01@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire's shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film

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[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 14 points 4 days ago

Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.

This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Either Alien (Ian Holm as Ash), Aliens (Lance Henriksen as Bishop) or maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator). Just for the big reveal of "he's a machine", with all the muppets being like "oh woooow, that's insane, we literally couldn't tell him apart from us!"

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown

When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, "That's Clancy Brown!!" I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.

So now I'm imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.

So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen

[–] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

Taken - Liam Neeson

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

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[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 13 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.

This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.

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[–] jcacedit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.

Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.

(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)

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[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Grease

Keep John Travolta

Miss Piggy would have to play Sandy

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

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[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Evil Dead - Bruce Campbell

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role

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[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Rain man. Dustin Hoffman.

Bonus: every Tarrantino movie, Tarrantino.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.

Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Schindler's List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Mad Max furry road, max

Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at

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[–] brot@feddit.org 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

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