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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am Legend - the dog

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[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

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[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Tim Curry

Legend

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Resevoir Dogs

Kirk Baltz.

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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan

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[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

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[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hellboy - Ron Perlman

Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)

[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoiler

Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Home alone, Kevin

[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Toy Story

Andy

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Midsommar. Florence Pugh.

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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[–] ngdev@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The matrix, neo is the non muppet.

Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy

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[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

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[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

The Exorcist

Linda Blair

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