Get two birds stoned at once
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Stone two birds with one joint
3, I'm flying
That's what I'd do with a million dollars.
Jokes aside you guys should try these. They're actually so fun. Feed a fed horse is a go-to of mine.
Absolutely. I use feed two birds with one scone all the time.
Adoption of this one is heavily dependent on how you pronounce scone.
Also I'm not sure if the birds prefer jam or cream on the top.
I'd say neither. It probably inhibits their aerodynamics. Better to put that stuff on the scone.
Instead of "Skin a cat", try "Groom a pussy."
Then what would PETA do?
Shoot the cat.
You're thinking of the ATF and dogs. PETA will euthanize your cat by lethal injection to save it from a life of slavery (apparently they don't realize the cats are the masters)
Nah they will just give it a shot of something and kill it.
I regularly feed three birds with one biscuit. Two with a scone would be as easy as drowning kittens
Quick reminder: PETA animal shelters kill more animals than any other animal shelter in the area they operate. The AKC has asked PETA to stop killing animals.
That's disingenuous because PETA shelters do not selectively take in animals with a high chance of adoption. From Wikipedia:
In 2012, the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services said that it had in the past considered changing PETA's status from "shelter" to "euthanasia clinic", citing PETA's willingness to take in "anything that comes through the door, and other shelters won't do that."
They've also been known to trespass onto people's property, steal their pets and almost immediately kill them.
You really need to give a source if you make such a claim.
You can just go to PETA's site. They actually advocate against no-kill shelters.
A contest where the American kennel club comes out looking like the good guy
There's more than one way to wear a hat.
That’s actually a good replacement
Pin the bat?
I actually quite like "Feed a fed horse".
They replaced anti animal language with anti plant language. Just because roses have thorns does not mean they are objects!
Theres more than one way to stack rocks
Just wait until... who ever flower PETA is comes, and finds sayings with stones.
This has Ken M vibes.