Fake: everything until the linebreak
Gay: everything after the linebreak
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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I know a ton of gay woman who would not agree with anything after the line break thus it is not gay.
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Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.
Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
Self cleaning ovens hahahha
What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.
Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there
I'll choose not.
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it could have been his point
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Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?
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The first half, because of testosterone.
The second half, because of prolactin.
It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.
No, and no. Not even just "not that simple". You're dead wrong. That's like saying I got from home to work because of "wheel". It's involved but it does not drive the show
Are you going to provide an explanation you think is more correct? Some kind of correction, or citation, or just say "you're wrong" without further comment?
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Anon discovers he might be gay
To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “
-Neil Patrick Harris
Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.
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