Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She's gonna love it.
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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Knives, pointy knives, that burn with the fires of a thousand evils.
Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?
I wouldn’t mind a ceramic knives set
A hangnail is more useful than AI.
Different idea: how about a new set of knives?
I don't think knives was a suggested option.
This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!
Cutting edge technology, eh
You should take the hint.
Average ai behavior
What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?
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Redrum redrum redrum
AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.
When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.
I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.
New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife...
I don't know how I haven't heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.
Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.
It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.
Glados, is that you?
Hint