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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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I was here for the poop thing

Don't eat chipotle

[โ€“] olpappy@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (7 children)

A small bottle of olive oil. It's very high calorie so it will keep you somewhat energized in small quantities. Consumed in small amounts you may be able to go three days without shitting.

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[โ€“] nepatriots32@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I recommend eating a lot of cheese and absolutely NO fiber. Not sure if it will make you sweat less, but I'm pretty sure if I ate only cheese for 3 days, it wouldn't be too hard to wait till the end of it to poop. In fact, I may need some help at that point... maybe you should eat some fiber like a couple hours before you do plan on trying to poop, and also drink lots of water at that point, too. I personally find cheese very "helpful" in getting myself constipated, and fiber + water to be a great way to smoothen the pooping process.

[โ€“] 6fn@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

To share the wisdom of Weird Al Yankovic on this topic:

This cheese 'round the clock
is getting me blocked

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[โ€“] MinFapper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Soylent?

Should be available at most grocery stores

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[โ€“] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only real answer is Pemmican.

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[โ€“] sarchar@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

Fast. Seriously. Drink just enough water to stay hydrated. Avoid diuretics like coffee and alcohol.

[โ€“] olbaidiablo@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Leading up go on an mostly liquid diet. Diet shakes would probably do it. And just don't eat solid food. This, BTW, is going to suck when it's over as you'll feel like you need your bowel disimpacted. But it is possible.

[โ€“] rlaimondas@venera.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] sverit@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Don't eat, just constantly drink something with some sugar in it so your energy level keeps up. That's it.

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