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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] takeonme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This entire thread is just… wow.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 years ago

Avoid fiber like plague

[–] starrox@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I was a witness to OPs great secret.

[–] LittleYellowDigger@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

And so it begins. This is where legends are made.

[–] Relic5646@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Uncomfortable pooping somewhere with no bidet available?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I hope nobody ever finds out

[–] sputtersalt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i'm so confused. what do you need all of this for. why are you being so secretive. what could possibly be this dramatic

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