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I had a very good time reading this.
Iβd recommend to throw some Loperamidhydrochlorid in the mix, not sure if you can find it in your pharmacy. When Iβve been too Music Festivals, weβve always had some as an emergency, if the toilets would be clogged (which happened a lot).
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Update plz?
Remember to bring the poo knife
I reckon that when you finally go, you'll need a poop knife to get that grogan down the hopper.
You're doing a medical study for money and you don't like to poop in public places. That's my guess.
I was here for the poop post of 2023!
Alright. I'm giving you this advice because I've done it on a camping trip but it was only a single night. I usually go once or twice a day. I just didn't want to deal with digging a hole and it was only a single night in my case. I just took some anti diarrhea medicine to constipate myself lol. I don't remember how much, maybe even less than a whole dose.
Please read the labels and follow the instructions, it might not necessarily be safe over three days. Also imagine getting stopped up so bad that you have to go to the doctor about it then having to explain this. Just be careful. You're not saying why you refuse to go so only you can judge if it is worth it.
That said, I know someone who claims to only poop once a week and they claim their doctor said that was "within normal parameters" so who knows. But I have also heard stories of people having to go to the doctor and get an enema because they're so constipated.
I just finished watched Alone: Australia, one guy didn't eat for over 20 days. Fasting may be a good option for avoiding needing to poo. I'd imagine you'd have to start that process maybe a day or two early. To get the best effect.
Absolutely. From the water fast I've read about after 3-5 days it gets much easier.
Donβt drink coffee
Uh, are you David Blaine? Do you plan on burying yourself in a coffin for three days?
Avoid foods with lots of fiber leading up to the trip! And then take lots of fiber after youβre home safely.
This is God-tier Meme master content, well done OP
posting for posterity. what a way to start the lemmy journey. and godspeed to op, shine on you crazy diamond.
This is the weirdest fucking thing I've seen on the Internet in a long time.