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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] nPrime@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

There are many people in long term care homes who survive only on nutritional drinks.

Keep in mind that you'll need to put your plan into action a few days in advance because you'll still have food working its way through your system a day or two after your last solid meal.

[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

GOMAD - Gallon Of Milk A Day

Can't promise you won't have severe diarrhea

[–] Snuzii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I guess try taking some OTC medicine for diarrhea, should make you constipated.

[–] Yoldark@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago

Get some mana or soilent, stuff like that.

You need to eat it before your journey as your bowels need to adapt, once it is good you will have one poop per week as there is not a lot of fibers in it.

It is cheap also. You got everything you need to be well.

[–] diffaldo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

try OMAD and drink sugary drinks while in your journey. Godspeed!

[–] Gobidev@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Wat

[–] Nugget_in_biscuit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Nugget_in_biscuit was indeed part of this, the first lemmy in-joke in history

[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@mizu6079 @remindme 3 days

[–] remindme@mstdn.social 1 points 2 years ago

@petrescatraian Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Jun 27, 2023 at 5:22 AM PDT.

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