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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] smstnitc@lemmy2.addictmud.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Define "illegal". Like, marijuana is legal for recreational use in my state. I'm looking forward to some edibles when I get home, hahah

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[–] leraje@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Are you being human trafficked?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Why do you need this?

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[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 6 points 2 years ago

I think water fasting would do you the best. There was this guy in 1965 who fasted for over a year eating nothing but some vitamins prescribed by the doctors and drinking water coffe and tea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast

He apparently also only pooped every 2 months https://www.diabetes.co.uk/blog/2018/02/story-angus-barbieri-went-382-days-without-eating/

[–] stilgar@infosec.pub 6 points 2 years ago

I'm imagining you shipping yourself in a crate to another country and wanting to avoid getting poo all over you 🤣

[–] Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

Im just posting so I can see my username on one of Whang's videos one day.

[–] Nerrad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Good luck mailing yourself out of the country.

[–] Sowatee@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

What the fuck?

[–] literallyacat@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

....You're gonna try to ship yourself to Timbuktu, aren't you.

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[–] Xylinna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wonder if doing a colon cleanse beforehand help? Similar to what people do before a colonoscopy.

Also, it is an odd request but I’m now fully vested in your post to see what others suggest.

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[–] koavf@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I have fasted for three straight days on many occasions and it was pretty easy for me. Drinking zero-calorie beverages (coffee, tea, water) should be fine. This is not professional medical advice and definitely do not do this if you are an alcoholic, diabetic, or pregnant. Once you break the fast, do so with moderation.

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[–] professor@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I'm honestly more curious about this than I was about any of the locked safes.

[–] gambo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Honestly, I’m just commenting to say I was here.

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[–] Wrrzag@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I don't have anything to add, I just wanna be part of this.

[–] Neptune014@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I dont have any advice. Just wanted to day I was here before the reason was revealed.

[–] Blazingflames6073@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

One of the more interesting posts I've seen here

[–] fox@lemmy.fakecake.org 5 points 2 years ago

nothing to suggest but i'm absolutely fascinated by your post, op. please post results.

[–] Xathonn@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I was here

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