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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] Pellotto@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I was here for it.

[–] Daftman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Could you give us an update after your.... endeavours... how it went?

[–] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

All the best; I did something like this before, although not on purpose, eating light and low fiber. When I finally pooped my poop had layers. Please don't make a habit out of it.

[–] tinwhiskers@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

If you make it to wherever you're going, please let us know the story!

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/Z54XNJivHOs I was there at the dawn of the third age of mime kind

[–] Juliie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Avoid fiber like a plague, already

So no to popular fruits and vegetables, no carrots, beets, strawberry, apples

Hmm but also it would be good to actually poop last day before hike so maybe take some pills for that day before for a huge splasshh bbbrrrr

When you return expect to give birth to a shitman

[–] Spore@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

If it's only for 3 days you need nothing unless you get diarrhea.

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This could be a setting in a Stephen King novel. They usually don't end well.

I am really curious about the situation, but all I've to say is be safe and update us.

[–] k_o_t@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

easy, just go on a fast (eat nothing, can drink water and zero cal energy drinks) and/or very low cal keto (avocados), take vitamin and electrolyte supplements

[–] chon@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Mysterious post indeed. Yet, it's the asking of such an intimate, specific question in the most open of spaces what I find truly fascinating 😢

[–] seppoenarvi@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago
[–] person@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Nut Butters: Peanut or almond butter in small jars or packets. They are calorie-dense and can be eaten in small quantities.

Crackers: Plain crackers are low in fiber and can be filling.

Cheese: Hard cheeses like cheddar can be easy on the stomach and don’t require refrigeration for short periods.

Protein Bars: Opt for bars that are low in fiber.

Dried Meat: Such as beef jerky, can be a good source of protein.

Nuts and Seeds: In moderation, these can be good sources of energy.

Bottled Water: You’ll need to stay hydrated, but since you mentioned you can’t pee very often, drink just enough to not feel thirsty.

Electrolyte packets or tablets: To keep your electrolyte balance in check without consuming too much liquid.

Godspeed!

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[–] copylefty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I don't have any suggestions but would like to give my thanks for the quality content

[–] downdaemon@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

hahah ok this is good content

[–] BendyLemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For limited opportunities to pee, I'd carry a good sized bottle and limit drinking to sipping water/an electrolyte beverage through a straw.

For limiting poop, I'd try to be empty ahead of time, and just take something solid like bread and cheese which means you probably could go through three days without pooping.

[–] LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Don't drink coffee then.

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