Narrator: In 2032, Musk infamously pooped his diaper in public, which finally led to his ousting at SpaceX, Tesla and the rebranded Titter. It didn't help that SpaceX rockets and Cybertruck prototypes had killed thousands in recent years. It was soon thereafter found that Titter was actually 87% bots, most created in the early 2020's by now defunct crypto corporations and various fascist dick-taters.

[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy, and Twitter is the digital town square where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated

— Elon Musk (Apr. 25, 2022 During the announcement Musk was buying Twitter)

I would think someone would point out the irony but I'm doubtful anyone could penetrate his fifteen astronomical unit thick ego. This man's money is the single reason anyone on this planet give him more than ten seconds of their lives.

[–] StarlightRose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago

To bigots, freedom of speech means freedom from accountability

[–] HagbardCeline@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

So you get to decide what is and isn't offensive to others?

[–] StarlightRose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We do not get to decide what a slur is, melon husk does not get to decide what a slur is. The bigots do not get to decide what a slur is.

That job belongs solely to the kids on Xbox Live

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

That's what your Mom always says.

[–] pizza_rolls@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

Transphobes: attempts genocide

Transphobes: "omg ur terminology hurts my feelings you bigot 😭😭😭😭"

[–] MeowdyPardner@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

This is about as offensive as calling someone straight.

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Hey that's my job. You should be offended.

[–] poo@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Can someone tweet this to Snowflake Musk?

[–] BeMoreCareful@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Deep breaths now pop pop

[–] snackwifi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I do not like that man musk

[–] RileyIsBad@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Put him in a submarine, it'll sort itself out