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[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 54 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My other half's mam fuckin' loves Candy Crush, plays it most (if not every) night, maybe clears a level or two.

What really makes me smile is that whenever she drops a bollock and effectively renders a grid unwinnable, she'll take the L and come back tomorrow. Fuck the MTX and fuck the extra time/re-rolls/level skips; she just goes back the following day and tries again.

Mad respect, if nothing else than to be the marginal player base that fucks with the "line goes up" metric.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is great, meane she's giving the game stakes too

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

She’s arranging brightly colored busses stuck in a big traffic jam.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

Mine was shooting colored marbles from the mouth of a stone frog at a loop of slowly approaching colored marbles.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

My cousin's mom was a BEAST at Tetris on the original Nintendo back in the 80s.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 weeks ago

As in your aunt?

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 7 points 4 weeks ago

So was my sister's grandma

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My grandmother was similarly god-like at the NES Dr. Mario.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

My mother loved Dr. Mario. She would sometimes encourage me to skip school ("Are you sure you feel alright? You look like you might be sick. Maybe you should stay home just in case.") and we would play it until my ten-year-old self got bored first. However, she had zero interest in even trying any other games.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My mom was addicted to a Facebook game called fish wrangler, turns out she had a bit of a problem cause she spent like $200 on the Internet game currency, (called red love chum)

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

She got out lucky, I knew a guy who spent $10k on WoW in just one semester.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I wish i had 10k to spend in one semester

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 weeks ago

He didn't lol, had to drop out of college and I never heard from him again.

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago

I know someone that has all the cool game things you can have, and collectibles and rare issues of whatever graphics cards

They're in a stupid amount of debt, I have no idea how they are paying it off either, might be something that's going to collections or destroy credit forever

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My mom will so excitedly tell me all about her billions in app slot machines

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

holy shit a bonus spin!
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holy shit i've gotten 100 bonus spins! Wow i just keep getting them, i'm so lucky!

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 8 points 4 weeks ago

MDR - Motherly Data Refinement

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

In my case, it's my dad. My mom absolutely detests those "match 3" games and prefers those idle adventure games or roguelikes/dungeon crawlers

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

I got my mom hooked on Plants vs Zombies that one time.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Ppft Bejeweled 3 is where it's at.

[–] HP_Rubshaft@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

I need a version of this with Zuma

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 points 4 weeks ago

Lost in endlessly...