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Are we still doing 'Phrasing'? (lemmy.world)

submitted 21 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Randomdude@lemm.ee 8 points 14 hours ago

All current wars will end and soon new wars will begin.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 37 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Granted.

No wars will never end, unless you personally step in to end them. Minor skirmishes now turn into epic wars of genocidal annihilation. It's down to you to stop them.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

What?

'I wish to end all war.'

"Okay, wish granted. All wars will never end"

Make it make sense.

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They're saying the monkey paw interpretation is the wisher want to end the wars. "I wish to [be the one to] end all wars."

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Ah thanks, that was the semantics I was misunderstanding.

[–] skarn@lemmy.today 3 points 10 hours ago

As in, I wish to be the one who ends all wars. They only end when I stop them. Each one, individually.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 15 hours ago

hey we granted ourselves this wish! now they're not "wars" anymore, just armed conflicts!

[–] notabot@piefed.social 26 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I wish to end all wars

/turns into the letter s.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago

Clever.

[–] Freecee@lemm.ee 13 points 18 hours ago

No wars without humans. Congratulations on killing everyone

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Warlocks, Wards, Warriors, Warmth, Warnings...