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[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 19 hours ago

Well, duh, otherwise you'd never have been elected you moron.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 19 hours ago

It's for OAN. sorry everyone

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 8 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

She flipped?!?!? wtf is going on? lol I swear I didn’t take drugs on a weekday.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 16 hours ago

She probably means they should getting their news from OANN and other more-right-than-FOX sources

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Here’s hoping some of the people in her camp receive the message.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Yeah that’s the thing, shes broadcasting to people that need to hear this, that would never see this in their feeds otherwise. Bannon and Carlson are too.

But if Trump pulls the trigger? Well, let’s see how they’ll cross him.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

What? No...say it isn't so. Fox News is a propaganda mouthpiece? I am just shocked I tell you, absolutely gobsmack shocked.

In other news...the sky is blue, for reasons that the Trump administration have deemed, illegal.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

This is Majorie Taylor to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 18 hours ago

Vomits go, MTG!

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago

Oh, the irony.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Marjorie Karen Green was bound to be truthful about something eventually.

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

I wouldn't be surprised if she were one of the handful sitting members of Congress who have no idea what roll they're required, by the oath of office that they swore to, to be apart of when was is declared.

[–] rocky1138@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Next president, right there

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 14 hours ago

the first president of the neanderthals i might add.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Or "my dumb mouth is so wide open in disbelief at what what you're just now telling me" tucky.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

It’s not Thursday….

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 18 hours ago

She probably feels the more involved we are with Israel vs Iran, the less involved we will be with Trump vs Americans. The lady has priorities on who she wants to die first.

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