I'm already going to a kid amusement park tomorrow, so I guess I would just be the coolest dad there.
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Step 1 - Immediately relocate all Israelis to their country of origin (within prisons) and bring Palestinians back to their land.
Step 2 - Remove the infrastructure maintaining the puppet occupation of Korea.
Step 3 - Remove all weapons from the US/EU and deliver them to communist governments and natives.
Step 4 - Do the same with industrial/technological capacity.
Step 5 - Translate/Copy theory and deliver it to everyone on earth.
Step 6 - Build a bunch of Renewable Energy plants all over the world.
Step 7 - Destroy the Oil industry.
Step 8 - Nap in the sun but lose track of time and lose my powers so I disintegrate.
Question. When you say communist governments, who do you refer to?
Cuba, Vietnam, China, DPRK, Laos.
Some major parties that don't hold full governmental power yet such as the KKE(Greece), SACP (South Africa) and CPI(ML)*(India).
*I'll have to look into which one is the most based Communist Party of India, I always forget, I'll have plenty of time with my superpowers.
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First I would get myself paid. Then I would drop a big rock on DC and credit reporting companies. Probably take out a bunch of healthcare insurance companies. Spend a few hours looking up companies responsible for the most pollution/human rights violations and remove them. Drop a big rock on the Kremlin and CCCP headquarters, probably North Korea too. Lots of big rocks dropped from really high.
None on le WhiteHome and NATO folk?
Hollywood adaptation with realistic plotline tho
Figure out if Iβd be more haunted by my actions as a temporary world superpower, and watching the status quo return very quickly afterward, or more haunted by all the things I could have done and didnβt. Sit pondering that for 48 hours.
Have to be honest here throwing right wingers into the sun I'll sleep well
I'd sleep the two days, nobody would mess with me.
Probably do some miracles on national tv and populated areas, then create a new book club. Create sanctuaries for book study groups. Assign leaders across the world from those who protect the people.
This time the book is written using formal logic so itβs impossible to misunderstand and pick and choose what you want to follow. It only provides a logic framework of being kind and empathetic to others, respecting their rights(and what rights are), and consent, etc. This time the book will be timeless with no contradictions.
Then kindly βconvinceβ a couple of billionaires and world leaders to donate 99.9% of their wealth to the new cause. 48 hours are too short to change the world for good. But you can kickstart a brilliant process towards a great future.
Bang Lois Lane and order some pizza afterwards, obviously.
Wipe the DC legislature off the map. Excepting aoc of course
I would grab Ceres and ram it into the Earth.
I'll finish my house, clear out the old tree debris, and complete all the physical work I've planned for years to come.