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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

I'm already going to a kid amusement park tomorrow, so I guess I would just be the coolest dad there.

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Step 1 - Immediately relocate all Israelis to their country of origin (within prisons) and bring Palestinians back to their land.

Step 2 - Remove the infrastructure maintaining the puppet occupation of Korea.

Step 3 - Remove all weapons from the US/EU and deliver them to communist governments and natives.

Step 4 - Do the same with industrial/technological capacity.

Step 5 - Translate/Copy theory and deliver it to everyone on earth.

Step 6 - Build a bunch of Renewable Energy plants all over the world.

Step 7 - Destroy the Oil industry.

Step 8 - Nap in the sun but lose track of time and lose my powers so I disintegrate.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Question. When you say communist governments, who do you refer to?

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cuba, Vietnam, China, DPRK, Laos.

Some major parties that don't hold full governmental power yet such as the KKE(Greece), SACP (South Africa) and CPI(ML)*(India).

*I'll have to look into which one is the most based Communist Party of India, I always forget, I'll have plenty of time with my superpowers.

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[–] Dagamant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First I would get myself paid. Then I would drop a big rock on DC and credit reporting companies. Probably take out a bunch of healthcare insurance companies. Spend a few hours looking up companies responsible for the most pollution/human rights violations and remove them. Drop a big rock on the Kremlin and CCCP headquarters, probably North Korea too. Lots of big rocks dropped from really high.

[–] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

None on le WhiteHome and NATO folk?

Hollywood adaptation with realistic plotline tho

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have some rewrites I'd like to make to the US constitution.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Figure out if I’d be more haunted by my actions as a temporary world superpower, and watching the status quo return very quickly afterward, or more haunted by all the things I could have done and didn’t. Sit pondering that for 48 hours.

[–] HuskerNation@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Have to be honest here throwing right wingers into the sun I'll sleep well

[–] Amaterasu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'd sleep the two days, nobody would mess with me.

Probably do some miracles on national tv and populated areas, then create a new book club. Create sanctuaries for book study groups. Assign leaders across the world from those who protect the people.

This time the book is written using formal logic so it’s impossible to misunderstand and pick and choose what you want to follow. It only provides a logic framework of being kind and empathetic to others, respecting their rights(and what rights are), and consent, etc. This time the book will be timeless with no contradictions.

Then kindly β€œconvince” a couple of billionaires and world leaders to donate 99.9% of their wealth to the new cause. 48 hours are too short to change the world for good. But you can kickstart a brilliant process towards a great future.

[–] Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Bang Lois Lane and order some pizza afterwards, obviously.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Wipe the DC legislature off the map. Excepting aoc of course

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I would grab Ceres and ram it into the Earth.

[–] nitrolife@rekabu.ru 1 points 1 month ago

I'll finish my house, clear out the old tree debris, and complete all the physical work I've planned for years to come.

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