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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

douche bigalow.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Were official portraits always this funny?

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Nut coddler face

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

So embarrassing to see.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Boot licker extraordinaire.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 22 hours ago

Iran approves this message.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

22 going on a dirty 45

[–] Fletcher@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Coming to a 'Concentration Camp Overseer' position near you.

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago
[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Erybody, don't worry. He got dis.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Did he have a stroke?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's Bag Boy's time to shine.

Top. Men. Lol.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

How bizzare...

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