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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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TranscriptA tweet saying "Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is "alpha male".It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is "Beta male". This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is "Delta Male". This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a "Gamma male" It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an "Omega Male" It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders." The last one is a "Sigma male" It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They all look the same except the Harry Potter type.

[–] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Omegas are Jewish, don’t be antiseptic.

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[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Where's epsilon?

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I am an ηβπ male?

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Mister fantatic, iceman, spiderman, havoc, harry potter and cyclops

[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

It's just the same angry guy with 6 different styles.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Mmh yes tell me more about those alpha, beta and omega males

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

What a load of BS.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Where’s the RTM male or Gold Master male

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

shrigma balls lmao gottem 😎

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Idk wtf a "gamma male" is but at least they acknowledge men with long hair now.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Alpha male is the stereotype of MLM salesman

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

But... But I don't own any of those outfits!

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

I guess the long hair checks out, but I’d like some overalls too 😔

[–] Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

All men are miserable and some are Freddy Krueger.

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