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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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TranscriptA tweet saying "Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is "alpha male".It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is "Beta male". This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is "Delta Male". This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a "Gamma male" It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an "Omega Male" It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders." The last one is a "Sigma male" It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."

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[–] Auth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I am a delta male. I have so many white shirts and so many white shirts that are to dirty to wear.

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

What happened to the Charlie Foxtrot and tango males?

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

None of those look like forest hermits, guess I'm the 7th type of male

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The choices are rather limited, but it's fun to use Latin I guess. Makes you sound smart, like your classifications have some cutting edge meaning. I generally use ancient wonders of the world as in..."Are you a 'Gardens of Babylon?' ". In all cases, and every case, you contain parts of all.

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