Turn it upside down and poke a hole in the bottom.
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This person is playing 3D chess over here.
Put laxatives in your milk.
Who can be bothered to steal someone else's semi-skimmed milk anyway‽ Full cream or bust.
Just bring a empty jug and stab the bottom and enjoy your free milk buffet.
If it's your own milk, fair enough.
Come in with some bolt cutters. Free the milk.
Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.
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About 9 calories difference.
Couldn’t stand working with people who shop at Asda!
The blizzard offices were never the same.
It's crazy how many people have never been weaned
Very weird comment, probably super weird person behind it
It's just a joke about how weird human culture is. I wonder how you infer anything about me as a person because of one silly joke? Only super weird people can notice weird cultural things and make jokes about it? Genuinely curious about your reasoning here.
To me its much weirder that it's normalized to drink baby milk from another species, to the point that it seems completely normal, but each to their own.
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It's a vegan thing in some circles
"Yeah I bet you like your cow-titty juice, FREAKS" etc
I think it's hilarious personally, but I always think calling people weird sickos for normal stuff is funny
We used to call it 'moo juice' when I was a kid. And eggs are cackleberries.
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Where is the barbed wire?
Why do they keep the glue in the fridge?