Ok but what if I only invite him into my shed and then keep him chained up in there?
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Police don't typically execute search warrants alone. If I knew that specific policeman was a vampire I would address his partner(s) individually and invite them in, but I would not invite the vampire. Explaining to them why he was staying outside would be his problem.
In this same vein, if a vamp-cop's partner entered the home, then invited the vamp-cop in, would the vamp-cop be able to enter then?
Good question, and I dunno, but I wouldn't think an invitee has the power to invite others. Seems kind of dodgy.
Only the people living there can invite a vampire in.
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Gotta rewatch Forever Knight I guess.
That wouldn't stop him.
At least if the MF is already like this on a flat surface.
he could enter but he wouldn't without permission as his vampyrical torment exists deeper than his protect and sever police man gentle nudges.
Now I'm thinking about a homeless schizophrenic guy living in his mind palace forcing vampires out is "house" through sheer belief since that seems to have some effect on vampires depending on the lore
I sent this to my friend group and got the response that if you pay taxes, they can enter with the warrant alone.
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