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[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

at this point I wish I owned a crutch factory that produced outstanding crutches. I would make a killing selling them to Israelis.

And these fuck sticks are all surprised pikachu face that anti-semitism is on the rise world wide. Hell even here in Canada you have people spray painting Jewish schools, businesses, and what have you. The largest Jewish school here in Toronto has 24/7 police presence they even have a damn SWAT Truck parked outside the school. But as soon as a Pro Palestine protest happens in Toronto oh boy is the Jewish community quick to condemn it and then act surprised when people tell them to fuck off.

And yes I'm well aware that not all Jewish people support what Israel is doing but it gets drowned out by those that would love nothing more than to wipe the Palestine people off the face of the earth and claim their land.

And it's not like these people learned nothing from the Holocaust, oh no dear reader they learned plenty. They learned how to commit genocide and use those that were murdered in the Holocaust as props to proudly say "it's our turn now."

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

they are not shocked about antisemitism, antisemitism is the goal of Zionism because it gives them pretext to do what they want

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

War Crime Benji is concerned the truth casts shade on Israel ?

And he calls it anti semetic?

Maybe syphilis is affecting the language centers of his brain, because he seems to have no understanding of that word.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Can we make hoarding wealth anti semetic, too? Or bribery of politicians? No? Then let's stop throwing this shit around like it has the same meaning anymore. The calls are from inside the house.

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

"Zionism: you made your mum live inside the washing machine and she got dizzy from the spinning which made her vomit and you point at that vomit and call it antisemitism"

... from "Mum Does The Washing" by Joshua Idehen.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

So does Destiny! They should hang out.

That shtick got old long ago already.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Antisemitic has lost all meaning when it just serves to perpetuate genocide.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

They should publish a static list of all things anti-semitic because it seems confusing.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I spilled my milk and was enraged by the anti-semitism.

His very existence is anti-Semitic. Hope he gets gaddafied eventually.

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