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[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Dude climate change demands these. Have them powered by solar panels and its a win/win

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 28 points 6 days ago

They might have meant that. Americans using climate change to bully them to install a mini split.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well you messed it up anon. You'll need a bigger antenna for good wifi ac

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, that's the antenna to watch TV for the TV watching license.

I have heard that they recently passed a bill for having a toaster license you have to use to use your own damn toaster.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I heard about the TV Watching License from my boyfriend the other day. I honestly thought he was joking, what a way to find out he wasn't.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you don't have air conditioning, you live in Alaska or you're just crazy.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago

*Northern Sweden

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I love living in a country/part of the country that doesn't really need AC. Today is the hottest day this week peaking at 27°c but the rest of the week is like 23°c. Perfect weather to go to the beach to cool off.

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

South coast, UK

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

If america jumped off a bridge...

Wait that hits too close to home.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 8 points 6 days ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
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