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[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good question, uhh, probably the autism, thanks for asking.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“My wife says you should do something about that. Maybe give up your vaccine addiction.”

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Thanks for the advice and your unique and valued perspective. Never heard that before."

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago
[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

Nah, the correct answer is "You don't LOOK autistic."

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I was just given the opinions from people that I didn't ask for who felt they were entitled to force it on me."

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately it's the political landscape these days.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 1 week ago

"I'm just sitting here, what the fuck?"

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I curated my vibe to repel basic-ass bitches.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't I like to know that myself?

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I'm having a hard time surviving and no one will help me. People either ignore me or are offended by my presence. That is what is wrong with my "vibe".

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

What's wrong with me? Everything.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't stare into the abyss unless you want it to stare back.

Only response you need.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"you smell bad" and just turn away from them.

[–] XM34@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Wow, what a way to make a horrible last impression. Because after that bs I sure as hell won't give you the chance to maken another one. And now would you kindly fuck off and stop souring my view while you still got a full set of teeth in that wretched mouth of yours."

Either that or just straight up pouring my half finished drink over her head. Been there, done that. Feels amazing especially as a guy.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Nah, too wordy. Fake a spit take from said pint and earnestly apologize for being allergic to uppity bitches and their parasites.

Exit, stage left

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Here's how you respond

"Wow...you're hostile. I was just sitting here drinking my soda and you come over here and start off like that?"