Dank Memes

I’m pretty sure the middle east has had some sort of internal or external conflict going on for all of history

Prior to the collapse of the Ottoman Empire, the Middle East enjoyed centuries of peace and prosperity. From the 13th to 20th centuries, you were far safer in Damascus or Baghdad or Tehran than Paris or Berlin or Rome. Europe was in a continuous state of civil conflict during this period.

The Middle Eastern states were a popular refuge for European civilians fleeing the 30-Years-War, the Napoleonic Wars, the various wars of consolidation and independence following the collapse of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and the World Wars. Countries from Morocco to Iran were all common destinations thanks to their unaligned status and divorce from the conflicts in Europe. More common even than the Americas. In fact, a big early appeal of the Palestinian Mandate was that it allowed Christians, Muslims, and Jews alike to escape the pogroms north of the Mediterranean.

In the early years, at the start of the Cold War, a number of the former European colonies broke away from their now-destitute colonial masters. This lead to brief civil struggles, largely centered around the capitals where all those European WW1/2 refugees had piled in. But by and large, the democratization of the Middle East was far more peaceful than the democraticization of Europe.

It wasn't until the 1950s, when spy games between the US and the USSR began to topple unaligned governments, that war in the Middle East became commonplace. But what we're seeing today is a novelty of the 20th/21st century. You're ignoring centuries of peaceful coexistence and fixating on a few ancient (Crusades) and a few very recent (Soviet/Post-Soviet) violent flare ups.

I can't believe this racist bullshit is getting upvoted. Europe has far more of a history of being perpetually at war than the middle east.

Too bad, we worship capybaras now and only do what they tell us to do. Now get in the bath and put an orange on your head!

I'm a man. Bring on the matriarchy! So long as the matriarchy isn't a bunch of Thatchers!

Edit: oh, hey, cake!

under that logic people have been slaughtering each other all over the world.

the largest reason of war in the middle east are neocolonialism (western blocks controlling their puppet states for oil) and actually old timey settler colonialism (Zionism).

saying "people have been slaughtering each other for..." is such a non answer.

why did Nazis invade France? because they been fighting in Europe for thousands of years

why was JFK shot? because people have been killing eachother for thousands of years

you see how meaningless, non answer it is?

I bloody hate though terminating clichés.