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[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 45 points 6 days ago

Deeply unserious managers of empire continue to self-cannibalize their own productivity in an effort to go even more all-in on financial capital, all while the global south is doing its best to pivot towards more favorable relations with countries like China. When the US Empire runs out of countries to exploit, and financial capital ceases to be profitable, it will have no developed industrial base nor a strong scientifically trained worker base to pull itself back up. The US is cooked, this is just speedrunning the demise of the empire in a faster and harder fashion.

The good news is that the worse this gets, the more favorable the conditions for organizing become, and the more vulnerable to revolution the state becomes. We can legitimately take advantage of this, and gain mastery over capital, rather than the inverse. We can re-industrialize, become socialist, and begin the long and difficult but necessary path towards legitimate progress. It won't be easy, but it will be doable.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Wait, the bottom ones are PreK-12 students.

How are they planning to reduce the number of children?

Is this why they hired RFK?

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

a dumb population is easier to control than an educated one. They don't plan on reducing the number of children, no they need more to produce for the wealthy. What they need are dumb kids that will grow into dumb adults. uneducated adults are more likely to have A LOT of kids. So you strip education, you strip healthcare, you make abortions illegal across the board, thus you force the population to keep pumping out new workers. many will die, the strong idiots will survive.

They're turning the country into cattle.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Nah see we gonna use AI to train the kids instead of teachers. Also gotta make sure the AI uses the correct training data, like how the world is 6000 years old and the gays are a sin.

[–] Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Number of children, being educated. Surely we could do that.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 6 days ago

Surely this would help with the decaying birthrates.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago
[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Huge news for the WW3 odds. ✍️

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

That's how the 3. Reich started.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago

RIP america is music to my ears.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 179 points 1 week ago (8 children)

And still some people think it will be fine in 3.5 years.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 115 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh my god it’s only been half a year D:

[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

5 months, he was inaugurated January 20th

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[–] mikenurre@lemmy.world 140 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or another way to look at it- cutting nearly 75% of scientists. Can't have climate change if there's no one working! Watch them find some money to give to ExxonMobile to 'study' the impacts of fossil fuels. Wonder what that report will say! /s

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 113 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Never played a conquest game where you stop researchers from giving your empire a tech advantage over others.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Has an empire ever been so complicit in their own demise?

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Speed running towards Idiocracy by 2028

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[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Hey Europe and Canada, anyone still looking for a scientist that just wants to do lab work? I prefer chemistry, but am happy with micro too. Just let me interpret data, please. I'm stuck somewhere where titrations are the most complex process.

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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's only the half of it. Look at the rest of the policies, look how they want to cut Medicare and food stamps and other safety net programs.

Make no mistake, this administration wants to see people die.

This is the end game the technocrats have been working towards, this is how they're enacting their eugenics. They want poor people, disabled people, disadvantaged people, to die. They believe they are culling the weak members of the herd for the sake of the betterment of "their" kind (rich, white, "healthy", etc).

These policies aren't stupid or ineffective, they are cruel and insidious by design

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The whole conspiracy theory of the new world order feels more real every year. Make everyone suffer so they have no choice but to submit to the oligarchs.

People are already having trouble finding jobs. Cutting food stamps and Medicaid feels like pieces of making people suffer in a bigger plan.

[–] head_socj@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

The suffering is just a side effect. Massive death is the goal, they just don't want to have to get their hands dirty.

[–] ATPA9@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I still don't understand their end goal. If everyone exept for them is poor and dying who are they going to sell their stuff to? What will they exploit the people for if they can sell nothing because only they can afford it? Are they banking on becomming the new china and sell everything to the rest of the world? Wouldn't killing half of your population bite that plan in the ass as a fuck ton of manpower is gone? And if they want to use machines as a replacement wouldn't removing all the smart people be extremely unhelpful?

[–] hexagon@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago

It is not hard to understand if you think that money is just a number, practically is just used to obtain power and influence, and they're using it for that. Once everyone is a slave, what do you need to sell

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They goal is to get rich, they are mostly old, thinking I'm death in 10 years and fuck the next generations. If the country crashed, well then I can continue living in a Mansion in Dubai with an coctail in the hand. Plunder policy.

[–] vala@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

We're moving towards an economy of low volume luxury good vs mass produced goods for the average person. Basically the floor will just keep rising until less and less people can afford things. The people who still can afford things will be getting nicer and more expensive stuff as time goes on.

[–] head_socj@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

It's probable that they're betting on technological innovation to bring about a post-scarcity economy where profit and capital are irrelevant. And relatively speaking, that could a good thing.

The issue is instead of taking a reasonable utilitarian approach, these people would rather lean on things like:

unmitigated greed

racism

a romanticization of historical imperialism

the social construct within the Western capitalist mindset to incessantly seek new frontiers of exploitation

and the insidious belief that other people don't deserve to participate in such a society; either because of their beliefs or because of immutable characteristics that deem them unworthy or otherwise burdensome to the system.

IMO, the tragedy is that while the rich want to bet on consolidating enough capital to shoot themselves out into space, the statistical likelihood that they will find anything within reach that even remotely resembles the beauty and habitability of our planet is very low. Too bad they will kill all of us first before realizing that.

Something something, when we cut down the last tree and poison the last river...

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

I still don't understand their end goal. If everyone exept for them is poor and dying who are they going to sell their stuff to?

I'm increasingly believing that they don't actually care about anyone other then themselves.

Their only goals are self-serving greed.

And the methods they intend to use to serve that narrow goal are extremely short sighted and lacking any peripheral vision.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Make no mistake, this administration wants to see people die.

They want to see people suffer before they die.

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