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My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".
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My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
If youβre going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
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SchrΓΆdinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
That name rings a bell
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We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
I named a black cat Svartur. I also had a cat named Potet. ("Black" and "Potato" respectively.)
We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.
I once had a cat named Pants
Himmler.
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
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Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
Doggo
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.
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Fido
Kytteigh
Pubert
Kat.
Fido
Rover
Nyan
We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
Cougar
voidfucker
tetris11
C'meregoddamnit
Entree.
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