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Steak cut. Home fries. Has browns

Don't cut my boys out

I love my thick wedges! Shoestring always disappoints me for some reason

Onion rings top, then tots, then everything else

wedges, waffle, tots, onion rings, curly, shoestring, crinkle (never heard them called zigzag), sweet potato

I have had really good sweet potato fries that rank much higher, but they're a gamble. Seem to have greater variation in quality than the other options.

Starting with the best: 8,2,3,4,6,7,5,1

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8-1-ill order something else

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Best to worst: 83752461

So, shoestring and wedges have such a huge range of quality, there are so many ambiguities here!

Not zigzags though. Zigzags can get fucked.

Edit: But really. Trash shoestrings are tue most trash. If you can get the oil hot enough, or do the double drop trick, you get one of the best stand alone fries, but they arent good for dipping in much more than ketchup, and you cant, like, put cheese on them or anything. You need more substantial fries for that. Wedges are similarly niche in the other direction, and the quality of their preparation varies widely.

Edit: replace zigzags with fried zucchini or mushrooms or mozzarella sticks. Then that slot is back in contention.

3 –> 1 –> 4 –> 2 –> 6 –> 8 –> 7 –> 5

Zigzag?? Bitch you mean crinkle cut?!?!

Posting such a controversial question and putting in onion rings on this list is bordering on rage bait

Edit: I can't type

One is not like the others.

... are the wedges the only non fried food in this picture?

How about boiling them tatoes?

Or simply pan fry them with some butter?

Anyways; 1. Wedges, 2. Waffles, 3. Shoestring with surprise sweet potatoes > The rest.

5, [tied: 1, 2, 3, 4, 7], 6, 8

Sweet potato fries are fucking amazing when they're done right. Usually they're overly mushy which I think is why they get so much hate, but they're top tier when the cook knows what they're doing.

2, 3, 4, 6, 1, 7, 5.

Onion rings are either at the top or bottom of the list depending on the batch.

• 3 (tots)
• 2 (curly)
• 6 (~~zigzag~~ crinkle cut)
• 4 (waffle)
• 7 (~~wedges~~ Jo-Jo’s)
• 5 (sweet potato)
• 8 (onion rings) - tied with sweet potatoes; they’re both lost and in the wrong part of town
• 1 (shoestring) - potato chip sticks with more steps

Missing: coniques.

1. Cheese curds

I think onion rings and tots need to be removed from the list as neither are potato based. Substitute latkes and hash browns in their places.

-Curly

-Onion Ring (isn't really tater but I love them)

-Waffle

-Shoestring

-Sweet potato

-Zigzag (crinkle cut)

-Wedges

-Tots

Honestly though if im only stuck with the last three I won't even eat them-

5, 1, 8, 7, 3, 6, 2, 4

Sweet spud ftw!