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Sweet potato Onion Rings Curly Tots Shoestrings Wedges Waffle Zigzag.

Tots might be lower on the list, but I found they can work surprizingly well in some lazy microwave meals I make, so they get extra points for ease and dependability.

I love all of these, not gonna lie.

3, 4, 2, 8, 6, 1, 7, 5. Because tots are absolutely immaculate, and sweet potatos (tho good when roasted) are simply not the same kind of satisfying guilty pleasure as the rest.

1 2 3 7 8 5 4 6

3 2 1 4 7 6 8 5

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Chips?

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From best to worst - 2,8,4,3,7,1,5,6

1 > 2 > 5 > 8 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 7

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Best to worst:

1. Wedges
2. Shoestring
3. Curly
4. Waffle
5. Sweet Potato (love sweet potatoes, but as fries they're mediocre at best)
6. Tots (if filled with cream cheese they're #2)
7. Zigzag
8. Onion Rings (don't even belong on this list. Otherwise maybe #5)

8, 4, 5, 2, 3, 7.

The rest are not worthy.

So, shoestring and wedges have such a huge range of quality, there are so many ambiguities here!

Not zigzags though. Zigzags can get fucked.

Edit: But really. Trash shoestrings are tue most trash. If you can get the oil hot enough, or do the double drop trick, you get one of the best stand alone fries, but they arent good for dipping in much more than ketchup, and you cant, like, put cheese on them or anything. You need more substantial fries for that. Wedges are similarly niche in the other direction, and the quality of their preparation varies widely.

Edit: replace zigzags with fried zucchini or mushrooms or mozzarella sticks. Then that slot is back in contention.

2, 8, [1/6], [3/4/7], 5

3 –> 1 –> 4 –> 2 –> 6 –> 8 –> 7 –> 5

Edible tier:

• Sweet Potato      
• Onion rings        
• Curly     
• Shoestring + tots (tie)      

Garbage Tier:

• Wedges       
• Crinkle cut ("zigzag")        
• Waffle fries (does anyone actually like these?)

Everyone else is wrong. Yes, even you.