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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Tina Cracker.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Andrew Redskin

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pasta Italianman

Or Italia Pastaman

Maybe Peppino Mafiera

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she'd call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

nah first name would probably be Sori

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Wyatt Yankstrash

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

Gaylord Perriwinkle.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Pronounced as “John Smith”.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.

Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sorry but that has to be Win der Mill

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

There are two things in the world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Pasty McBeergut

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Cletus Luxlunae. He'd specialize in spirits. And he'd hate TERFs because they ain't minding their own fucking business.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Probably Unga Boonga

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Potatrick Tuberman

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Turk Kebabman

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Methany Peckerwood

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mudbob Laqueefastien

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Mayo von Nnaise

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cowram Pisswa Swamy

[–] Betinem@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus

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