Maybe just...
More seriously: nothing, because the Gulf of Mexico has seen more than enough pollution.
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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Billionaires.
It doesn't have to be the whole billionaire.
Chunks of billionaire approximately 1 inch across are the best for local fauna to digest effectively.
Some would call them "billioun cubes"
Save the heads! We can mount them on pikes as a deterrent.
Maybe build a wall ….
Please refrain from throwing trash in the ocean, its bad enough as it is
This is the kind of [ Removed by Reddit ] content I'm here for
Those that voted for it
Those that voted for those that voted for it.
Nah. I'm pissed at the Trumpets too, but voting ain't worth shit.
Be kind to people, be ruthless to systems.
Social contract. I leave people alone until they mess with me. They messed with me and won't leave me or anyone else alone.
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Be ruthless to the architects of oppressive and exploitative systems.
Just in case anybody has doubts, I gave an unserious answer to an unserious question. It was mostly just a turn of phrase.
I believe that violence should basically only be used to stop violence.
Yes, that's why we should stop capitalist violence by tossing them into the sea 🏴🏴🏴
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That would be a large portion of the country. Last I checked, I don't know of many, if any, politicians who voted "No!" when the time came. So unless I'm mistaken and some did, you'd be polluting the ocean and because the average American is like 300lbs ( source: I made it the fuck up ), we'd just end up damming it up and causing devastation.
Fascists?
Anyone who voted yes on the bill.
Every Republican.
The bourgeoisie
the hardest thing about being a socialist is spelling bourgeois
Honestly fuck the fr*nch for that one
it's always the fr*nch
Corpses of the corrupt
They don't have to be corpses.
But then you'll need to weigh them down. Pre-corpsed Republicans is cheaper than chains and weights, but I have to admit that the other method may be more satisfying.
Not if you’re out far enough.
We start giving MAGAts helicopter rides?
Styrofoam boots
Or concrete boots and a coast with nice tides.
If we can stop things ending up in the Gulf, instead of polluting it -
Stop fertilizer runoff and disappear oil rigs, move all hotels back from the beach by a quarter mile or so.
If that option is unavailable, Ron Desantis, Rick Scott, Ashley Moody and Beth Bondi, Citizens United, and the gerrymandered voting district maps.
Republicans, obviously. Viva Le Gulf Of Mexico.
Heads
Bobbin' around like grotesque apples
We had the Boston Tea Party and they threw all the tea into the harbor.
I think we should name this one the Gulf of Mexico MAGA Party and act accordingly.
Capitalists and the rulers who do their bidding
Why would I pollute the guild of Mexico?
I agree with others stating that the bodies of those supporting it work for me.
Thw white house?
McDonalds hamburders
Gender reveal powder, as is tradition
The government
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