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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A lot of places in east asia have red light timers. If theres nobody coming, people will start when theres like 3 seconds left.

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Do you want me to go the speed limit? Because that's how you get me to go the speed limit.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Same. I was in a hurry till you honked. Now all of a sudden I have all day and nowhere to be.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 2 days ago

I mean... you should always go the speed limit, right? Or slower of course.

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[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

If this has happened to you more than once you are the problem.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh American lights don't go amber first, just straight to green.

Also those shorts made my blood pressure rise.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Actually the drivers should consider the distances of cars to the traffic lights in relation to the speed of light and sound in the surrounding air - it would be more optimal if the waiting driver would start honking a bit earlier than the green light turns on so that the honk sound would reach the slow driver at the time the light from the green light reaches them.
(It just isn't optimal to wait the green light to pass two or more cars & then the additional wait time for the slow sound to reach the driver holding up the line in the front.)

That's me. My friend was in front of me.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honk at immediate green warrants a very slooooooow take off. Bonus points if they spin out into a utility pole to get around you.

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[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I wasn’t honked at but some guy shouted at me from the other lane ‘You can go now dick lips’. Like what? I was turning left and they were waiting to go straight. This all took place in the span of time it took me to press the clutch and put the car in gear. I was already moving before they even finished that sentence.

Mind you this is an intersection that’s 4 lanes wide(total road width) on the side I was on and 6 lanes wide for what I was crossing. It’s not even a block from an exit ramp from a 12 lane expressway where the traffic light is obscured from an overpass for a train. It’s horrendously designed. To say people blow that light on the regular would be an understatement. I’m gonna take those 2 seconds. There wasn’t even anybody behind me.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

This is (or was) a trending meme thing. I would just assume the person honking at me the splitsecond the light changes is just trying to get some SM clout.

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Today one idiot honked me because I actually stopped at a red semaphore.

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