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Anon describes experience (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

The autistic experience summarized

[–] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago

This happened to me in 6 grade and the teacher was like annoyed bruh when I confidently raised hand to give a more accurate answer. Maybe she thought I was showing off the way she reacted

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

math fraud. top kek.

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In fourth grade we would read short stories and answer multiple-choice questions about them. One such story was about romantically involved terrapins, and the question was "What would be a good title for this story?" The answers included

a) A turtle love story

b) Two turtles in love

I don't remember which one I picked but the correct answer was the other one.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago

School really does prepare you for real life sometimes, it seems ...

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Never stop fighting their lies

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

"youre not supposed to know that yet" then why in fucks name did you ask lady?

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