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[–] SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dude, you think money doesn't just come out of thin air? I have to work half an hour to an hour to earn enough to buy pizza and beer, and you know what? [Bad Word] you, dude.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ — neither you nor I knew just how much your frequent input means to me. I’m glad you’re ≈here

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hey man, I'm just glad that some people are getting some use out of these posts and I'm not annoying everyone to death. We'll see how much longer that takes lol

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@piefed.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please marry me I'm so fucking lonely

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sending you a hug.

if you're in my area I'd love to hang out.

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would also love that but I live on an island in the middle of the ocean. Tends to be a bit isolating, unfortunately.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

is it a nice island at least?

I'm not in an island, sorry

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's not too bad. Pretty during some times of year, cold as fuck in other times. Newfoundland.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they found it centuries ago, time to rename to Oldfoundland

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're no longer allowed to visit

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Newfoundlandunlessyoucountthenativeswhofounditthousandsofyearsago.

Has a nice ring to it

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That works. Strap a nice acronym to it and then let's get something to eat.

the lovely Canadian province if NFLUYCTNWFITOYA

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not so far from my island. If I come for a visit someday I'll let ya know we can get lunch or married or something.

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I got one condition.

You gotta get screeched in.

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@piefed.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know that you're close by because I didn't need to explain what the fuck being screeched in meant lmao

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm nowhere close by and would be grateful for an explanation.

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Well it's hard to put into words. Instead, I'd recommend watching this 5 minute clip from the musical Come From Away as people are screeched in after having it explained to them. Typing this out will be impossible to capture the chaos, bewilderment, bizarre traditions and wonderment that comes from my silly little island.

The musical is a Broadway musical about all the passengers on the planes that landed in Newfoundland. Small town doubled in population overnight to help everyone out and the play is about that moment and the community surrounding it. As someone who lived through that myself as I was living in the area, it's a fantastic play.

Here's the clip. Up on Streamable and only there for 2 days because I ripped the clip out of the musical myself.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

I did not expect to put a musical in my ARR client today.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for the link and information!

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago

Anytime. Newfoundland is a fuckin awesome place with a weird and unique culture. Love being able to share it.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Go on, kiss the fish!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you that bored and the moose consents... but please reconsider

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

An island of sadness and no steamdecks

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago

Your not entirely wrong.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Me, at age 25, colourised.

But after that I aged rapidly and things got a lot more expensive.

[–] NecroParagon@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago

Every time my boss/coworker asks me if I did anything on the weekend. Doing things costs money which y'all know I don't have.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol i saw this and immediately was about to send it to you on discord lmao

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well send it to me on discord anyway! I'll pretend I didn't see this comment