this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


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Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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Thanks @thenextguy@lemmy.world for the title idea

Sorry @rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.com for the title lol

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[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Man shy

Weird pineapple

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Are we just like... doing elementary school stuff?

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No, this is grown-up shit.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Fun for all ages?

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not everything has to be about hard drugs and politics. Sometimes you're allowed to just make a silly little family friendly meme

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Grrr, I hate you for being right and making me look so lame.

Jk

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe this is more your style

1000010408

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 17 hours ago
[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Shasta gold.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why am I so angry it isn’t a pineapple?

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Edge004@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sudomeapizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nickiam2@aussie.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

Pineapple pen

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

[–] TRock 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But it gave me lemon-lime!

[–] Support_Depot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

The machine would not make a mistake.

That's my man, Darren.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Americans: How dare you use your racist slur, you rasistic rasist! That man is black, not orange!

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 13 points 2 days ago

But isn't orange the new black? /j

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

American Americans: How dare you! That's brown, not black!

Person Woman Mandarine Camera TV

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks, dad

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago
[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Tangerdarin'

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

chinese bureaucrat

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

No manual entry for fruit

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Add Man Go.