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[–] jaiden@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Why did you push this spaghetti to production?

Cocain said it was a good idea!

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone", panicked Simon.

He ducked back down the alley.

"Hallelujah", said Chevy the bodyguard.

Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. "Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?"

Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. "Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na..."

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Today I used cocaine with gimp to make a joke somewhere on civitcocain.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Cocaine Bear: "You Are Terminated" 💀🔫🤖

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Drew Barrymore got hooked on AI at just the tender age of 12

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This is akin to my proposal to make baseball and hockey more entertaining.

Hockey - replace "puck" with "fuck"

Shoot the fuck

Pass the fuck

Dump the fuck

Baseball - replace the word "pitch" with "bitch"

Here comes the bitch

That bitch was high

The bitch is outside

[–] moseschrute@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

AGI: co-general-caine

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!"

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE

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