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Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across Scotland (www.themirror.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

whoah what's his handicap?

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If the people of Scotland, of all places, have a problem with you, you should reevaluate your life choices.

Of course he won’t though.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I thought people in scotland had a problem with everyone? Including the scots.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I dunno, everyone I know who has moved there has eventually been kilted by the locals.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (6 children)

He likes golf as he only likes to play holes from 1 up to 18.

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Golf force one... 🤮

Here's hoping everyone gets a hole in one on this golf day?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

'Bogey Actual'

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