Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog π₯Ί my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly π
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It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.
Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.
I thought it was deer?
I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.
Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.
Fuck cars:
Read βpibblesβ as βnipplesβ
Probably that too
This thread would be locked within an hour on Reddit now hahaha
"It's not the breed, it's the owner!".
Which suspicious sounds like "guns don't kill people".
So that's were children come from, I see. My mom said something about bees and flowers, but that's bs apparently
Well they used to be foraged for naturally in the wilderness, but these days they're just generically mass produced on farms full of chemicals and pesticides.
Pitbull haters assemble!
Not so much even haters. It's really just pit bull lovers and then everyone else. Hard to hate a dog, but I think they should be highly regulated and or just plain banned. Should be like owning any other exotic dangerous animal, really hard unless you pay a ton and prove you have the means to control it and get licenses etc. Etc.
They can snap out of nowhere, i think it's safe to say they should be outlawed.
Looking for a trainer to work with my reactive staffie Daisy who is NOT AGGRESSIVE she just gets too excited around my toddlers!
Hahahaha oh fuck thatβs dark
5 shmeckles? that's outrageous
Leftists when you mention a certain dog breed.
Genocide.