Programmer Humor
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Rules:
- Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
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What an obnoxious buzzword bro
It fits that they don't mention testing or QA.
I love the thought of productivity being measured as more and more LoC accepted month over month. This month it was 250k, but maybe next month it will be 350! Soon their OpenAI API front end will have more LoC than the Linux Kernel!!
But not his job right? He alone is far too valuable to be replaced by an IDE. /s
More lines != better code. Also, who tf wrote their libraries?
Doesn't the poster look underage as well?
Early 20s, from his LinkedIn, teen-turned-CEO.
I hope he didn't use Claude because oh boy it maybe costed more than a real developer.
How come these 10x devs always seem to actually get requirements that don't change and never need to attend meetings
I'd love that but I live in a x today y tomorrow of business.
Just write the AI to accept non deterministic outcomes, slap it on its ass, and push it into production.
Spaghetti Monster Coder
Kill all CEOs
Both Ai and Child labour problem solved!
Can you imagine the absolute nightmare that the digital world will become once major infrastructure and every other app is poisoned by AI codebases filled with vulnerabilities and nightmare convoluted setups to do basic things?
Have you even seen what Claude does, randomly, if you tell it a simple bug fix you requested didn't work? I've seen it simply say "Oh, sorry, let's try something else" and start rewriting everything - from top to bottom - trying to fit previous code in it's limited context window so it ends up generating this abhorrent mix of code segments that do nothing but look important, fragments of the original code base, and a lot of new code that doesn't even fix the issue in the first place.
Why ain't this post making any fucking sense to me? Especially the last paragraph. I read it like 5 times.