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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Duh that is old tech, nowadays you enlarge the DNA to human size so you can easily pluck out individual nucleotides with regular tweezers.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 53 points 2 days ago

And when she says that, she doesn't mean finding a supplier. Once you put the tweezers down, you'll never find them again

[–] sym@piefed.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The worst part is when you wobble slightly and insert the strand of DNA in the wrong place, so instead of curing the patient's genetic disease they immediately sprout horns.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago

One might say you make your patients horny.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You got through a doctoral program in evolutionary biology without knowing how to spell tweezers?

. . .

Okay.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Have you met people this educated in fields this specialized? They ain't got time, or room in their brain, to care about spelling.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeahbut . . .”tweasers”? C’mon man. Just spell the band and put a T in front.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's too egregious, it has to be ragebait. And you know what, it worked

[–] markz@suppo.fi 23 points 2 days ago

The last image: my dna hurts

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

the generated clankslops out of those stock photos will be hillariousy worse.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[–] notsure@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago

...i find this funny...on so MANY lavels...

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago

Looks like it's normal size tweezers, but vastly enlarged DNA.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Does CRISPR count as tweasers?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Doctors: I'm helping

You're creating strand breaks is what you're doing.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You're telling me these https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_tweezers

don't look like traditional tweezers except really small?

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 2 days ago

I'm sure they also spend a lot of time staring face to face with a DNA strand too

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think she means "as an evolutionary biologist: you have no idea ...". Rather than "as an evolutionary biologist, you have no idea ...".

Well, I did indeed have no idea I was an evolutionary biologist...