Anon realized they didn't have the required $100 consulting fee either in bills or in coins, so no obvious conclusions can be drawn from the conversation.
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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People ask guys if they're into tits or ass.
My answer has always been the same.
Legs.
Fit legs?
You're not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn't.
If someone asked me, I'd say tits. But that's all tits. I don't discriminate.
Respectable answer.
...but lets test your lack of discrimination.
Porque no los tres? Eh?
Clicked your link and was saying "it's gotta be... It's gotta be... It's gotta be" over and over while my dogshit phone loaded YouTube. Genuinely fist pumped when it did. What a tuuuuune!!!
Some of us Millenials do unironically appreciate the greats of Boomer era music, hehe.
I threw 'Whole Lotta Rosie' into another comment about ... I think one of the inciting comments included the phrase 'massive milkers' at some point, hahaha.
I honestly wonder what would happen if you played a Gen Z or A 'the Lemon Song' for the first time rofl.
But yeah I hadn't realized ZZ had remastered Legs in 08 apparently, it does sound more detailed than what I remember from a cd version in the 90s.
I think I could find more ways to play with $100 in coins...
So y'all want boobs filled with pennies??
(Or nutsack, or both - whatever floats your enlightenment.)
I guess the sound would add a whole new level of fun.
I like boobies.