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[–] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Please Tag it as NSFW holy shit that's disgusting

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A bezoar! Try eating it, it's like uh, magic mushrooms

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 6 days ago

Mmm. Had to look this up. Good stuff.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

I don't think that's a kidney you can sell on the black market anymore

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 118 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A pickle? Close to turn sentient?

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd be nice to it. Just in case.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think bisecting it counts as "nice"

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

He'll be the first to die when pickles take over.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

Pickle Rick?

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 73 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

spoilerIt's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

That's an egg????? Holy shit, that infection must make chickens' lives painful

[–] wclinton93@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm beginning to think this might not have been in OP's refrigerator, at all.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn't ready for this. And ofcourse people asked "can you eat lash egg"

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 week ago

Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.

[–] antler@feddit.online 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck, flag as NSFW next time

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] antler@feddit.online 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously ~~masturbating~~ vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call ~~the police~~ an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men ~~masturbating~~ vomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Hell of a coincidence

[–] Mrs_deWinter@feddit.org 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.

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[–] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.

Chicken cordon bl-eww.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago

It's a Ganymede Rock Lobster

4408

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 26 points 1 week ago

"You know what? Fuck you!"

necromances your pickle into some sort of horrific picklezombie that will haunt your dreams forever

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 25 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure that's my ex wife's personality

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago

Open your mind Quaid

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Can't imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 17 points 1 week ago
[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

hey, mine looks like that!
don't judge until you've tasted it.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Life... finds a way...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago

What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ich hol' schon mal den Flammenwerfer.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago

Internet says it's a lash egg

[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Pickled passion fruit

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse

Pickled avocado?

[–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

Eat it you fucking coward!

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that's been near.

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