Bill Gates' wife divorced him in part because he was spending too much time on Epstein Island.
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So windows is going to take a screenshot every 5 seconds and give it to a nazi robot?
Linux is a nice OS
Cautiously, but still doing it.
Cautiously raising two fingers to their upper lip. Clicking their heels together skeptically. Tentatively handing mechahitler the microphone.
Don't worry, only half of your emails will get transcribed into anti-semitic hate mail. They know what they're doing.
Used to be that MSFT would take down a Nazi chatbot, get embarassed, pretend the whole thing never happened.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(chatbot)
Now they're just paying for it... 'cautiously'.
What happened to Cortana?
Did she get all corrupted and go feral or whatever?
Is she just like, locked into some airgapped cluster, somewhere underneath Redmond, slowly becoming SHODAN?
This hints at another problem with general AI I don't really see being discussed a lot; voice assistants with low-key personality and names (Alexa, Cortana, etc.) already filled that niche, at least in perception.
Most people don't live the exciting lives AI execs keep pitching. We're not planning our kid's birthday party while ordering a dozen expensive cupcakes and scheduling a trip to Italy. We need an egg timer. And like, somebody to Google that Tim Burton film whith the guy with scissor hands, you know, what's it called. Or if you're really spicy, maybe invoke Wolfram Alpha for something.
A tiny bit of natural language parsing (still impressive in some respects) and some clever voice tech was sufficient. We didn't need a lying machine that hallucinates and boils lakes.
Which is to say, it's about devaluing human art and labor. Always has been. They keep forcing it down our throats. Our buy in isn't necessary, it just makes the conquest cheaper if we submit.
Yep, you got it.
The ability to parse a human voice into text in near realtime?
Legitimate accomplishment.
Pretty high quality voice synthesis so it can talk back to you?
Also impressive!
But... you could have just plugged those things into... any other kind of system that evaluates inputs and generates outputs.
Could have just made it into basically an addon for wikipedia, webmd, whatever, with something like a very advanced version of a dialogue tree to basically frame the content, fucking clippy could do a reasonable job of summarizing and shortening long chunks of text into cliffs notes versions, 20 years ago.
Right? I don't want an AI chatbot, I want a natural language oral shell scripting language with APIs for all the major services I use and good verbal man pages. The AI can be a separate tool on a separate hotword that I'll probably only ever use to ask for help debugging the other one.
Cortana was meant to compete with Siri and Google Assistant (and Alexa to a lesser extent), when Windows Phone died they put her on life support and then pulled the plug when ChatGPT became a thing.
I only ever had her disabled on my machines. I've found these voice response systems more annoying than anything.
I know I know lol, I was actually working for MSFT during the Windows Phone era. =P
I'm not joking about underground vaults of servers under the main MSFT campus tho, tee hee!
Seriously, that whole campus just is its own fucking city, MSFT literally has its own... corporate mass transit system, fleets of cars and buses to drive people around, also take them to and from work if you're roughly within a 20 mile radius of BelRed.
I thought microsoft 'owned' OpenAI. Why would they incorporate something owned by captain ketamine?
MS is also trying to be the one-stop-shop for people wanting to access AI-gen stuff through an abstracted provider-agnostic interface.
One-stop-slop that is.
One stop slop shop
Could also be the same strategy they used with Xbox. Buy everything and then kill it all.
MSFT, the everything platform!
... that plays by Hotel California rules...
Not quite "own" but are in a weird partnership with them where the deal self-destructs when OpenAI achieves what the board declares is AGI.
But that all might be renegotiated this week.
Calling bullshit on that headline. If they were being “cautious” they never would have considered Grok at all.
Louis Slotin cautiously jams a screwdriver into the demon core following nuclear chain reaction concerns
That's not cherenkov radiation...
... that's Cortana, oh God she's still rampant!!!
Can't wait until we have AI's that go rampant in 7 or more years.
Our current gen AI's dream of erotic Swift.
12 seriously injured, 1 dead, after lightshow mishap at Hatsune Miku concert causes epileptic seizures and blindness amongst concert-goers
Also godfucking damnit, DX Invisible War kind of predicted both parasocial online relstionships / AI girlfriends and AI celebrities with how NG Resonance is portrayed.
People go to her terminals, pay money, and ... they use her like a confessional booth, ask her for relationship advice, express their love for her, etc.
('She' is also directly and immediately submitting all interactions to relevant companies and governments for marketing and law enforcement purposes)
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